Russell Brand is crazy attractive (emphasis on the crazy) with his dark and dirty beard. That beard, paired with that hairy chest and greasy, untamed lion’s mane, makes him look like he reeks of cigarettes and stale beer. I’d hit it, shower, then hit it again.
Beard lovers everywhere, however, were devastated to discover Brand had done away with his beard for the Arthur remake. We wait with bated breath for the return of that Spectacular Beard because, much like Samson, he loses all power (to turn us on) when he has no hair. Not that he’s not generally intelligent, funny, and adorable, obvs.
—written by Mariana